fake-mermaid:

why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time

youmeatsixual:

one time my sister told me about this kid with a horrible peanut allergy who wouldn’t shut up and then the teacher turned around and was like “maybe if i shove a peanut down your throat you’ll shut up” and the whole class just went silent 

(Source: spicesandvirtues)

mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

• why is being alive so suck
• why is being alive suck
• why is suck
• suck is being alive so expensive
• why suck so expensive

?????

 

brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

getoffmybloghoe:

dont give me responsibilities when theres a computer near by